Funniest rhymes you've ever heard?

What are some major funny lines you've heard that were meant to be serious?

Not like, comedy rappers like Afroman.

One I've heard was

I get the boasters boasting, I get computers ‘puting
Y’all get shot at, call me, I do the shooting

from Killa Cam himself.


Also, another song that is just hilarious is that new T.Pain song "Can't Believe It."

I can put you in a log
cabin...
somewhere in Aspen.

Nigga please! I'm immune to all viruses
I get the cocaine it clears out my sinuses.

A-E-I-O-U sometimes Y that can't be true? - Shawty Lo.

iunno but Redman has funny lyrics all the time, like the line from his song "yes Sir" off of his "Live From the Bricks" mixtape "Fat girls leave my bone crushed"